Pottymouth

Few days before last Soonday my other half mentioned about having a good steak.  A know we haven't had any meat (except haddock for the week).  We've been tryin' to lose a bit of stones and opted for fish, vegs and smoothie.  So fancy having an avocado, carrots,ginger and celery smoothie? hmmm.  We eventually had the steak with some vegs and spuds and he said I just mentioned it and you bought it.  Well...they are meat love dear.  (I don't like seeing him in a supreme disappointment) I've doone shoppin' the day before his birthday.  I was takin' a big risk if I really cocked up this time especially bu'er cream.  He's longing for muppets cuppies and I had a look and there was no way that I could make his dream came true.   Time's tickin' and I was gettin' a bit panicky. I could feel the heat and I couldn't mess up this time.  My right thumb hurt a bit as I was doing the mixtures.  I had to hang in there, I kept doin' it coz the co...

The word homesick has been hitting me lately.  I couldn't think straight as my hommy-fever has made me a bit poorly.  But I have to put on my brave face that I'm alright.. no biggie..... we still check on the flights and see if there are any good deals comin up.   We've found a couple...Emirates and Singapore Air.  A know I fancy stop-over flights especially for a long-haul trip.  Come to think of it, it's just doin' my head in actually.  It will wear you out, double touch down and take off, get in and get off the plane.  But the price is bargain!  Can't get any cheaper than that with Emirates.  Flown with 'em before.  All the fingers and toes up for Emirates. Satisfying nosh with less dosh!  The journey was smooth and I couldn't get my eyes off the female cabin crews' little hats.  They've got different uniform tho. If it's not because of the nation credit crunch(bugger!),  I would have been able to get the direct flight.  Singapore Air is...

I facilitated a bad day today! I was deliberately rude today. The dick's been winding me oop ever since the dick came.  One thing I know- the dick's jeopardizing my path.  Am in a comfort zone and the dick's trying to ruin it.  That's what I think. The dick is a bosssyy boots,  always trying to be busy but the dick's done nuthing.  The dick's dooone sumthin to make the dick looks good, but we're not sure whether is going to work or not. The dick has passed through my line today! I thought the dick gets my gesture as I have drawn a line ever since the dick first says hello to me.  I prefer if the dick stays away from my zone.  But today I had to be rude to the dick because I felt sick when the dick stood near me.   My nose was very sensitive.  I could smell sumthin from the dick.  I think the dick needed to go to Boots.  So I used the reason to be rude-ish when the dick said sumthin to me.  The dick said I was supposed to do t...

Utterly annoying! I thought I'm gettin' baee-tter.  Not better-ish at all. My workmate told the same problem the other day and she said, I'm not alone then, I've got you and my daugh-er.  She's gettin' like me!  I was not supposed to let the cat out of the bag about me OCD, but she mentioned it tho.  She said her daugh-er was flemmin' scared when she accidentally tooched a bit of gunk on a vending machine.  (honestlay, I would soak me finger in a hot boilin' water to kill all the germs too!).  Don't be daft! Nuthing's gonna happen.. it's only a flemmin' gunk not blood! It is quite embarrassing if you've got this shit habit.  A know my other half notices that.(but a know he takes the mic behind me back!hahaha).   He sees me checking the cooker with me hands before heading off to somewhere. Course it's alright! The fire alarm will go off if something's burning before you leave the door. But I do it all the time.  And to top up ...

I haven't got a fookin clue to make the words dancing flawlesslayyy on ice.. nope... not on ice silllehh on your very first blog. I haven't got any fab juicy fruity smoothie stories. It's just plain cotton. But hey, there are bumps and humps too. Who doesn't eh? I'm sure there are loads of ways that I've gone through that you haven't been to and vice versa. But anyway, I'm sure people's bits and pieces including me, you and you and you out there, yea you who are biting your nails, ahh you're still biting your fookin nails, I mean bit and pieces around us do rub off on we as human beings. AMANDA HOLDEN- story that hurts. Heartbreak for Amanda! Well she's a TV presenter/reality tv show judge/celebrity in the UK.  She had a miscarriage when she was 4 months pregnant.  To be honest I don't remember when and yesterday she lost another baby. Well I'm not at the right place to talk about this as I never have a bump in my tummy. She's 7 ...